Cajones move on to the FINAL FOUR!!!!!!!

Flaming Cajones cruised to a THOUSAND point victory over the Toes in the first round of the HAHA Playoffs.
Next up for the Cajones is the Strobelite Honeys


#winner

Homefries ala Gravy continue in the Murray Bracket of Disgrace.

Landry Fields as Modell's Employee Selling His Own Jersey

Cajones move to 13-2, Alone in first!

Cajones defeat the 5XDOPE, With the Toilets loss to the Rocky Dennis Express puts the Cajones alone in first place in the Downtowner division and put them tied for first overall in HAHA.  If the Cajones can tackle the Runnin' Toilets this week, a Downtowner crown is Theirs!

Cajones move to 12-2, Remain tied for first!

RunninToi	12-2-0
Flamers	12-2-0
Rocky	11-3-0
FxD	10-4-0
Stoolly	6-8-0
Impossible	4-10-0
SuperPadz	3-11-0
HomeFries	3-11-0
HotBowl	3-11-0
Fat	1-13-0

Next up is the 5XDope Featuring Blake Griffin and LeBron James.


Asshats

Simpson XXX Parody

I recently saw the most realistic Simpsons parody ever. It's totally live action and Marge is crazy hot, but i seriously almost crapped my pants when i saw Flanders. Its like they pulled him straight out of the cartoon and made him real...  it was posted here Simpsons Porno

Cajones move to 10-2, Take on The Dream next

DownTowners
RunninToi	10-2-0
Rocky	10-2-0
Flamers	10-2-0
FxD	9-3-0
Stoolly	5-7-0
Impossible	4-8-0
SuperPadz	3-9-0
HomeFries	2-10-0
HotBowl	2-10-0
Fat	0-12-0

And it appears the Fat Watters have given up yet again this season.  It's heartbreaking to see Burk's GMing skills fall so low.  Up next the impossible dream.

Cajones move to 8-2, remain tied for first.

RunninToi	8-2-0
Flamers	8-2-0
Rocky	8-2-0
FxD	7-3-0
Stoolly	4-6-0
Impossible	4-6-0
SuperPadz	3-7-0
HotBowl	2-8-0
HomeFries	1-9-0
Fat	0-10-0

Cajones fall in the overall points to second to the Running Toilets 14627 to 14596.

Zach Randolph and Jet Terry lead the Cajones this week in their hard fought victory over the Hot Bowl of Snakes.  Hopefully next week the Cajones Raymond Felton and Roy Hibbert will be able to get back to their normal high quality of play.  This week did see the return od Andrei Kirilenko, hopefully he will be able to shake some of the rust off as the season starts to get a little tougher in the coming weeks.

Kevin Martin

Newest member of the Cajone Nation.  Jump on board.

New Years Eve!

What happened to all the quality New Years eve programming.  Last couple years ESPN has had this Extreme New Years Eve that produced exciting events like this


What did they give me this year?  Boomers countdown of the greatest Quarterbacks of all time, but they hyped it with as much fanfare as a death defying stunt, or a BSBNKOTB Reunion.  Where is he going to place Montana and Young? GTFO!  I'm going to sit through 45 minutes of commercials to hear this jackoffs countdown!  That was all they had, and they dedicated 2 hours of programming to it.

Amazingly it was great television compared to the absolute borefest that was a Jersey Shore New Years, complete with a Snooki ball drop.  Christ the girl was only about 5 feet off the ground.  If I'm going to watch this tripe, at least put her up a good 300 feet or so.  It was literally an 2 hours of whoever the host was (not funny Jersey comic) and Vinny talking about how they were going to smush later.  Horrible, Horrible television.