Sunday, September 13, 2009

The Greatest Film of All Time

About a killer penis.

Strange thing is it is actually not a horrible movie and there is not a whole lot of sex in the film.

If you see it coming, you're already dead.



Ron: How you feel, that's what matters. Look at me. I don't look like a porn star, except for my cock. But I play the fool, and I get the joke. I'm in on it, and that makes it kind of hip. And I try to bring a different character into every role that I play. And that gives me confidence. But I can't suck my own dick any more.
Veronica: Awww, sweetie, I'm sorry.
Ron: With the added weight and the back pains, all I can do is kiss the tip.

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