OLD SCHOOL SATURDAY

Today we bring more old school funk for dat azz. This goes out to Black Mamba, show 'em what you got boy.

What does that mean?

Now we here at the Desk don't condone cyber-stalking, but if you ever find yourself being cornered by WJAR 10 in a costume shop, here is what you do.


Awesome, I mean awesome.

Best of Craigslist...

We Met at last Nights Orgy But did Not Get your Name - m4w
Date: 2009-04-13, 2:14PM EDT


I wanted to talk to you, but you are so much more attractive than most of the middle-aged has-beens in last night's pile that I couldn't get a moment alone, or even as part of a threesome or foursome with you. There was a brief moment, while you were reverse cowgirling that old guy and jerking off two midgets while orally satisfying the butch chick in the leather chaps, when our eyes met, and it was magic.

First, I want to be clear that I wasn't calling you a filthy whore, it was the woman I was doggy-styling, and that was only after her repeated insistence that I talk dirty to her. I promise I would treat you more respectfully than that.

I also want to make clear that I don't normally go down on other guys, but since you were taken and she was the only other attractive woman there, and part of the package was that her husband had to get in on the action, well, desperate times call for desperate acts...

Anyway, the point is, I think I love you. I know, we've not met, and I don't think any of my semen actually ended up in you, though we can't be sure of that, now can we, but probably not, so that makes us complete strangers. But there was that moment, that electric moment, before you started to gyrate wildly and cry out in some foreign language (was that French? I love French), and before I had to take on that unsavory but necessary oral task that I'd just as soon forget, except for this persistent heartburn I've got today, when we connected, and it was as if I could see into your soul, and you into mine.

So can't we give it a try? All I'm asking for is a cup of coffee. And perhaps a threesome, if your roommate is hot, or if we meet a sexy stranger on the street. But let's just start by getting to know each other, okay?

* Location: DC

ARTIST OF THE WEEK: Cage

Welcome to Artist of the week. This week it is Brooklyn native Cage.



Check his website here ChrisPalko.com







Cage's new album drops in July, his EP I never Knew You is available as a free download at mtvu.com. Get it.

Beastie Boys

Any longtime member of the Desk knows we are the Biggity Biggest fans of the Beasties. This is why it upsets to see they dropped so much knowledge on that douche Jimmy Fallons show. First off they drop that they have a new album coming in September called "Hot Sauce Committee", but then they drop that they also have a second album also coming out with Ladies Love Cool James and Cool Herc, and he fails to ask a follow up question, just says cool. asshole, ask followup questions, whos on these albums, is it rap, instramental, punk, the second albums sounds as if it might be a duet type album which brings up the question which album is Santogold singing on? These are questions that need answered and Jimmy is not the type to ask these questions. Of course as we all know the Beasties are not ones to answer such questions.

At least we got this.



Still not quite as sweet as the Letterman '04 performance

Owls are creepy...

I mean the media always portrays them as so sweet and wise. I'm sorry but they are just creepy...

iSnort worlds gayest iphone app

Unless it has the Charlie Chaplin effect then it'd be the greatest app ever!

Texts from last nite

Found a nice website www.textsfromlastnight.com check it outclick here

Star Wars vs. Star Trek?

Who would win in a fight? The Enterprise, or the Death Star





I meant the Death Star has Tractor Beam, but the Enterprise has Anti-Tractor beam so it equals out.



In theory the Enterprise would be able to just fly around to the opposite side and fire at will.

Old School Saturday Morning

Welcome to old School Hip Hop Saturday Morning. Today we got a few classics. Enjoy and hopefully you'll learn something. I'm talking to you Soulja Boy Tell 'em (is that really your name now, 'Tell 'em' you my friend are a retard)

Jack Kerouac was a Fantasy Baseball fiend!!!!

Apparently decades before the "sport" caught on, Jack Kerouac was creating his own fantasy baseball leagues that only he was involved in. Fascinating.


For more info on this http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/16/books/16kero.html?_r=2

2 of our favorites come back soon

2 of our favorite shows at the Desk come back soon.

True Blood on the 14th on HBO

What the hell was chasing Sookie? Was it that crazy lady/witch? WTF!
and Weeds on the 8th

Muscle March? Only the greatest WiiWare game of all time!

Oh no! A pro football player has stolen your protein shake. Go get it back! It was probably that evil Pacman Jones. He's always stealing pencils and shit off the desk and running with it.

Hot for Teacher Nite!

Apparently the Desks old friend Mary K Letourneau is hosting a "Hot for teacher nite" at a local Seattle club. We here at the Desk have just one thing to say about this...Awesome! We so wish we lived closer to Seattle so we could be there. The one part of the story that the newspapers seem to skip over is that our personal hero Vili Fualaau apparently is also known as "DJ Headline" and is DJ'ing the event.

Ricky Rubio #1?

Sources outta the Clippers organization have stated that they are considering taking Oh-Ricky u so fine with the #1 in this upcoming draft, while we hear at the desk don't believe such rumors, it sounds like a Clipper-esque move. Judge Ricky for yourself.

Welcome to my Blog

What up fellas. Welcome to my new blog.

Eminems album has apparently already dropped 650K in a little over 2 days of being released. Congrats Em. Reppin' tha D.



He of course doesn't rep the D as much as this guy. Got to see him last night